Jokes...submitted by reader........
Avoid cutting yourself when
slicing vegetables by getting
to hold while you chop.
arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
using the sink.(If
you want to die, that is .....)
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
4. If you have a bad cough, take a
large dose of
laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move
and does, use the
6. Remember: Everyone
seems normal until you get to
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES,
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
are jokes......and not intended for anything else......just a good
laugh. There is not any medical truth to any of them.......just humor
to read and chuckle..........